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Mr. Kramer thinks I am a trouble maker now. He thinks I fucking wanted him to turn the water on so the shower would waterfall down.
today was fun. ok.
Scary thing happened tonite...
I was watchin the tube and all of the sudden some one knocked on the door, and i was like WHAT THE FUCK
so I walked over to the door and there is this guy with long hair [past his shoulders] leaning against my door looking in the window
I thought to myself, should I open it? its 11 o clock..it could be a rapist!
you know me, rebel without a fucking cause goes and opens the door...knowing that was like the MOST unsafe thing to do when you are home alone at 11 o clock at night and you're a PRETTY girl.
Guess who's a dumbass? JESSE'S A DUMBASS!
Turns out, that it was this kid Zack that me and Adam were friends with when we were little who I've known since I was fucking 3 years old.
But it's not really my fault I was scared, I mean, last time I saw him his hair was super short! and that was less than two years ago. ITS NOT MY FAULT HE MOVED TO NEW ORLEANS FOR A YEAR AND A HALF. krazy. And guess what he says to me? "Gosh I didn't even recognize you jesse" He looked hotter with short hair...I gotta say..He looks kinda like Isaac Hanson, in his ugly days [any hanson fan knows, NOBODY LIKED IKE!]...Although Zack is far from ugly, he still has that boho look to him and it's just not workin. haha that's funny, his name is zack and he looks like a hanson, just not zac hanson. yeah...i'm weird. ok.
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1. Have you ever been kissed or kissed anyone ? SURE!
2. Who was the last person you kissed ? hmmm...jeff
3. Who made the first move to kiss ? not sure...could have been mutual...maybe not...
4. Whats the longest time you ever waited for that "first kiss" from your bf/gf ? too long
5. Would you like to kiss more, less, or about the same ? more
6. Do you do anything special before kissing ? yeah..I eat orange peels dipped in sausage grease. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!?
7. Which do you prefer, lipsmack or french ? I prefer the spanish.
8. where do you prefer his/her hands to be while kissing ? I like his hands on my toes. Ok I lied...hips is a good spot. but wherever. WHO CARES
9. where are your hands while you're kissing ? in my ass...another lie. sorry..I am really bad at this truthtelling stuff
10.Do you think your bf/gf is a really good kisser? MAYBE IF I HAD ONE THEN I COULD TELL YOU
11.Do you think you are a really good kisser? ask my pillow! OOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT NOW MUTHAFUCKA! I never quite understood that...people told you to practice on yoru pillow in books that I read like are you there god it's me margaret, but how is that ANYTHING like that real thing??
12.Would you tell him/her if you thought your bf/gf were a bad kisser ? I should have
13.Would you break up with a bf/gf if they were a really bad kisser ? maybe
14.Do you talk about kissing your bf/gf with your friends ? ummm who doesn't? Don't even lie to me and say that you don't.
15.whats the longest time you have kissed without stopping ? I'm not sure...all I know is more than an hour...It's not like I time these things..WAIT BEFORE WE START LET ME GET OUT THE STOP WATCH!
16.Would you kiss in public (in front of people) ? Yes...I would have sex in a train if that's what you are implying cuz I know you are.
17.Where is the worse place you ever kissed ? Well when I was sitting inside of the Giant's toilet from Jack and the beanstalk..that was pretty uncomfortable...And I had to kiss his ass.
18.Where is the best place you ever kissed ? I was inside of Frank's nursery and crafts and this old black man with gray hair, suspenders, glasses, and a wide brimmed straw hat kissed my neck. oh man, what a time that was. am I lying again?
19.What would your worse kiss be like ? 2 words- black rob
20.What would your perfect kiss be like ? UPSIDE DOWN LIKE IN SPIDERMAN BUT WITHOUT THE RAIN!
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